Wednesday, March 29, 2006

i can't come to work...

How’s this? I have my first shift for the bar job (at the strip club) this Saturday night – the night of our house warming.

I find this very inconvenient and I have to somehow get out of it with a crafty excuse so here’s my list of excuses:

- It’s the night of my brothers’ 21st
- I have church in the morning
- I have explosive diarrhoea
- I was killed in a horrible plane crash
- My dog ate me
- My housewarming party is on that night

I think I’ll go with the first one. Believable yes?

I’ll let you know…

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