Saturday, April 01, 2006


PHILIDELPHIA, The Taco Bell Corporation announced that it had bought the Liberty Bell from the federal government and has plans to rename it the “Taco Liberty Bell”.
Hundreds of outraged citizens have called up the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell is housed to express their anger.
White House press secretary Mike McCurry responded to the sale saying that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold, though to a different corporation, and would now be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.


Anonymous said...

april fool!!!???

mark robert allen said...

yeah april fool.