Saturday, June 10, 2006

Movie Quotes: How To Use Them

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

If you’re hanging out with a married/engaged friend, you can use this quote to give your buddy a sarcastic elbow in the ribs. It’s a lot less lame than making the official pussy-whipped whu-PISH! sound effect, and it’s a lot more subtle than kicking your friend in the balls and screaming, “I'm surprised you're doubled over in pain from that kick to the groin, as I'd long assumed that your wife had physically removed your testicles.”

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