Monday, June 05, 2006

Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
Russell Beland, Springfield


McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring


Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
Unknown

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Unknown

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
Russell Beland, Springfield

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