Five terrible fake Spears family parenting lapses
May 19th, 2006
1. Kevin repeatedly leaves baby in ashtray at check cashing store
2. Britney scores pyrrhic victory in tequila-soaked belly flop contest
3. new sitter hastily hired in parking lot of Jack in the Box™
4. baby’s favorite beer bong often loaded with unpalatably lukewarm Coors
5. Kevin promises “that next li’l critter” as escrow toward new ATV
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