Wednesday, July 12, 2006

5ives

Five terrible fake Spears family parenting lapses
May 19th, 2006
1. Kevin repeatedly leaves baby in ashtray at check cashing store
2. Britney scores pyrrhic victory in tequila-soaked belly flop contest
3. new sitter hastily hired in parking lot of Jack in the Box™
4. baby’s favorite beer bong often loaded with unpalatably lukewarm Coors
5. Kevin promises “that next li’l critter” as escrow toward new ATV

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