apparently there's a rumor going around mackay that i've just suffered a major stroke and i'm on deaths door.
mum was stopped in a shopping centre up in mackay by a concerned friend who had heard the news and wanted to offer her condolences.
i'm fine by the way. no stroke. no knocking on deaths door.
why can't these rumors be about my glorious rock'n'roll death where i go out in a blaze of glory and whisky bottles?