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What is your mum called?
jan
Go anywhere nice on your holidays?
trekked through the central highlands of vietnam
What is your favourite chocolate bar?
milo bar
How many pints can you drink before you fall over?
i'd say nearly eight
How old were you when you found out about sex?
grade two playground, eimeo road state school from brendan peacock
What would you like for dinner?
kangaroo fillet with sweet potato mash
How old is too old for a man to go skateboarding?
72
Which member of your family is the worst cook?
we're all pretty good. oh, wiat, no god, dad. definitely dad.
What colour are your pillows?
cream and brown (they used to be white)
What did you last buy from eBay?
iphone
Boxers or y-fronts?
comando (in the jungles)
What was your worst subject at school?
maths a
When did you last take a photo of yourself?
two weeks ago for the mackay mercury
What is the worst day of the week?
i don't work 9-5, so they're all good.
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
righty, tighty
Semi-skimmed or full fat?
emi-skimmed? wtf? full on baby
Guns 'n' Roses or Metallica?
it's november rain all the way
Sea or swimming pool?
sea
What's your favourite animal?
definately not a gerbil.
Surf or turf?
surf.
What's your favourite breed of dog?
labradore or boxer
Inn-y or out-y?
in
Are you right or left handed?
right (it's never wrong)
How often do you get your haircut?
i live with a hairdresser so i should get one al the time, but i don't. so like, more than monthly
What's the best freebie you've ever been sent or given?
hand printed limited edition t from mistormissus.com
What's the hardest word to spell?
octogenarian, or pseudonym, or antidisestablishmentarianism
Who do you vote for?
not k-rud that's or shizzle
What's your favourite girl's name?
"girl" as in: 'you, girl, get me a scotch'
What is the rudest word you know?
"get your cunt out" (actual text sent to the rejection line)
Have you got any tattoos?
none
Which part of you is the most attractive part of you?
i have an unusually large scrotum
Nirvana or Oasis?
what's the story? it's nirvana!
Are you getting bored of these questions yet?
kinda
What do you love about Europe the most?
winter coats
What does the media mean to you?
produsage
What's the best day of the week?
i don't wake up before 11 every day, so s'all good.
At what age were you happiest?
1-27
What's wrong with pop?
it's increasingly outputting unmemorable, throw-away ttunes that add nothing to our culture
What's right with pop?
pop? he tells the best stories about the war.
Are you good in a fight?
fuck no. i'm all flailing hands and screams.
What's the best location to park a caravan?
beach
What word do people incorrectly use to describe you?
funny
What word do people correctly use to describe you?
extremely funny
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