Saturday, November 06, 2010

HOWARD MUST DIE!!!



This is Howard the Duck. We have had him since he was little. The deal was we give him food and water, he gives us delicious duck eggs and keeps the garden tidy. So far he's only delivered on half of his side of the deal (no eggs!) so on the 18th of December he will be killed, plucked, stuffed, marinated and twice slow roasted for Christmas lunch.

When I have told people about this it has been met with a combination of horror and disbelief. Mostly it's been disbelief. Therefore, I will be posting complete "set-by-step" pictures when I kill him here in the back yard. Don't stay tuned if you're squeamish.

 

41 days to go.




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